How it Works
When you buy something from us and your order we make
Here's how it happens (give or take).
You make your purchase, day or night
And it's flown to the factory by red kite
(We tried using owls but they were too slow
Or had been commandeered by Potter and co.)
The dwarves in the factory take it from there
And fashion a mug beyond compare.
They craft it and pack it and mark it for you
Then the kites pick it up from there too
And bring it to you just as fast as they can...
Though sometimes we have to use a man in a van.
So keep the kites busy, don't delay
And choose a mug to order right away.